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$26.50
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🛸 Large Can of Canadian Tears Tee (Alien Approved)
As seen worn by the alien himself… and he doesn’t miss.
This one brings the full package—front and center with the oversized Canadian Tears can, and finished with our “First Place Loser” sleeve graphic to really crush spirits where it counts.
It’s bold, it’s unnecessary, and it’s exactly what you’d expect from GI Geno.
Wear it out, wear it proud, and enjoy the reactions.
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Want a tee that balances premium comfort with everyday versatility? The Men’s Premium Short Sleeve Tee delivers a clean, classic fit with a soft yet durable feel. Designed with a smooth surface and reinforced construction, it’s perfect for daily wear, layering, and high-quality prints—a reliable go-to you’ll reach for again and again.
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• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (180g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Drop shoulder sleeves
• 1 × 1 ribbed collar with reinforced neckline
• Tear-away tag
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
⸻
👉 Warning: May result in laughs, eye-rolls, and a few hurt feelings.
Limited Drop!
$26.50
Sale price
$26.50
Regular price
As seen worn by the alien himself… and he doesn’t miss.
This one brings the full package—front and center with the oversized Canadian Tears can, and finished with our “First Place Loser” sleeve graphic to really crush spirits where it counts.
It’s bold, it’s unnecessary, and it’s exactly what you’d expect from GI Geno.
Wear it out, wear it proud, and enjoy the reactions.
⸻
Want a tee that balances premium comfort with everyday versatility? The Men’s Premium Short Sleeve Tee delivers a clean, classic fit with a soft yet durable feel. Designed with a smooth surface and reinforced construction, it’s perfect for daily wear, layering, and high-quality prints—a reliable go-to you’ll reach for again and again.
⸻
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (180g/m²)
• Side-seamed construction
• Drop shoulder sleeves
• 1 × 1 ribbed collar with reinforced neckline
• Tear-away tag
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
⸻
👉 Warning: May result in laughs, eye-rolls, and a few hurt feelings.
Size guide
| Â | LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
| S | 28 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 |