1st Edition Sticker Pack (Pre-Order Ships in 1-2 weeks)

GI Geno Crew Sticker Pack – 3” Collectible Stickers

The whole crew is here — seven questionable characters, questionable decisions, and exactly the kind of humor your HR department warned you about.

Each pack includes:

🦫 Eaton Beaver: “I AM EATON BEAVER” — America’s favorite Viking beaver with confidence, bad ideas, and absolutely zero lessons learned.

🦅 Eagle: “Highly Questionable. Extremely Effective.” Mission focused. Slightly concerning. Somehow always gets results.

🦶 Bigfoot: “Cool Story Big Dog, But Did You Die?” The unofficial mascot of surviving bad choices.

🪿 Goose: “You May Not Know Me… But You Know My Mom.” The legendary Canadian goose with a family reputation that apparently crossed borders.

🐾 Dammit: The Friday Safety Briefing specialist. Delivering questionable wisdom to help you survive another weekend.

🐫 Camel: Desert-tested, sarcasm-approved, and here to supervise everyone else’s bad decisions.

🐒 Japanese Monkey: The calm voice of wisdom surrounded by absolute chaos.

Stick them on your beer fridge, toolbox, laptop, cooler, or anywhere that needs more personality. Every pack includes the full crew PLUS a mystery bonus sticker.  Welcome to GI Geno — where the stories are questionable, the characters are unforgettable, and somehow nobody died.

***EVERY PURCHASE GETS A FREE BONUS STICKER***