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Not Mom Approved. Not Arguing About It. See the Shirt.
We never said this was your mom approved—and we’re definitely not arguing with you about it.
You’ve got eyes. Read the damn shirt.
This is your go-to tee when you want to keep it simple, comfortable, and just a little bit unapologetic. Soft enough to wear all day, tough enough to handle whatever nonsense you walk into.
Throw it on. Make your point. Move on.
The Details (for the people who actually read this far):
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Lightweight feel (4.2 oz./yd²) — not stiff, not bulky
• Pre-shrunk because we’re not playing that game
• Side-seamed for a better fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
• Sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.
Disclaimer:
Yeah, lighter colors can be a little sheer. Plan accordingly… or don’t. Your call.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Unisex t-shirt
$29.50
Sale price
$29.50
Regular price
We never said this was your mom approved—and we’re definitely not arguing with you about it.
You’ve got eyes. Read the damn shirt.
This is your go-to tee when you want to keep it simple, comfortable, and just a little bit unapologetic. Soft enough to wear all day, tough enough to handle whatever nonsense you walk into.
Throw it on. Make your point. Move on.
The Details (for the people who actually read this far):
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Lightweight feel (4.2 oz./yd²) — not stiff, not bulky
• Pre-shrunk because we’re not playing that game
• Side-seamed for a better fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
• Sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S.
Disclaimer:
Yeah, lighter colors can be a little sheer. Plan accordingly… or don’t. Your call.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |