Unisex t-shirt
Black / XS
$24.50
Sale price
$24.50
Regular price
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đ You Are What You Eat Tee
You are what you eat⌠so yeah, weâre going with delicious.
This retro 70s-inspired design brings bold attitude, cold beer energy, and just enough chaos to turn heads at the bar. Vintage vibes, savage humor, and zero apologiesâexactly how a good tee (and a good night) should be.
Weâre gonna make you an offer you canât refuse: the best 100% cotton tee youâve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.
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⢠100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
⢠Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
⢠Pre-shrunk fabric
⢠Side-seamed construction
⢠Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
⢠Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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đĽ Warning: May cause compliments, laughs, and questionable life choices.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Unisex t-shirt
$24.50
Sale price
$24.50
Regular price
You are what you eat⌠so yeah, weâre going with delicious.
This retro 70s-inspired design brings bold attitude, cold beer energy, and just enough chaos to turn heads at the bar. Vintage vibes, savage humor, and zero apologiesâexactly how a good tee (and a good night) should be.
Weâre gonna make you an offer you canât refuse: the best 100% cotton tee youâve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.
⸝
⢠100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
⢠Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
⢠Pre-shrunk fabric
⢠Side-seamed construction
⢠Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
⢠Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
⸝
đĽ Warning: May cause compliments, laughs, and questionable life choices.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| Â | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |